Happy is the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying once and for all.

If you believe in God, believe in Death Row East.

Tupac Shakur

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.

Curly Howard

The more you get into any religion, it becomes the same. It really becomes how you treat other people and how you get outside yourself. How you look to help other people, and how you get out of this 'I, me, mine' type of thing.

Abel Ferrara

Thy word is a lamp to my feet, and a light to my path. Psalm 119:105

Bible

Many men are contemptuous of riches few can give them away.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I never heard of an old man forgetting where he had buried his money! Old people remember what interests them: the dates fixed for their lawsuits, and the names of their debtors and creditors.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a women is, until after considerable acquaintance with her.

Mark Twain

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.

Dusty Baker

Beauty attracts us men but if, like an armed magnet it is pointed, beside, with gold and silver, it attracts with tenfold power.

Jean Paul

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

Alan King

There were times when he could not read the face he had studied so long, and when this lonely girl was a greater mystery to him than any women of the world...

Charles Dickens

Mistresses are like books; if you pore upon them too much, they doze you and make you unfit for company; but if used discreetly, you are the fitter for conversation by em.

William Wycherley