Quote by Tina Fey

A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.

A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal th

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This quote, although presented humorously, marks the importance of rectal thermometers in accurately measuring a baby's temperature. Rectal thermometers are considered a reliable method according to a study conducted by Harvard Medical School. The quote's reference to teaching the baby who's boss is likely meant as a nonsensical remark to add comedic effect. Nonetheless, the underlying message is the trustworthiness and effectiveness of rectal thermometers in monitoring a baby's health.

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