Quote by Joan Rivers

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and s

Summary

This quote humorously captures the frustration that comes with household chores. The speaker expresses their disdain for housework, highlighting the repetitive nature of tasks like making beds and doing dishes. The underlying message is that despite one's efforts, the cycle of housework never seems to end. Ultimately, it conveys the feeling of frustration and monotony that often accompanies the never-ending demands of maintaining a household.

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By Joan Rivers

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