Quote by Joan Rivers

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes -- and six months later you have to start all over again.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes -- an

Summary

This quote humorously captures the frustration of housework and the never-ending cycle it entails. The speaker expresses their disdain towards tasks like making beds and doing dishes, emphasizing the repetitive nature of these chores. It highlights the relentlessness of household duties, where completing them only leads to their inevitable return in the future. The quote captures a sentiment many can relate to, as it encapsulates the monotony and never-ending nature of domestic responsibilities.

By Joan Rivers

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