Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to inter

Summary

This quote satirically suggests a comically strained relationship between the speaker and their wife. By stating that they haven't spoken in years, it implies a humorous degree of avoidance on the speaker's part - indicating that they purposely choose not to engage in conversation with their spouse in fear of interrupting or imposing on her. The quote can be interpreted as a playful critique of communication dynamics within relationships or as a witty reflection on the speaker's inclination to prioritize their wife's uninterrupted activities.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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