I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Television hangs on the questionable theory that whatever happens anywhere should be sensed everywhere. If everyone is going to be able to see everything, in the long run all sights may lose whatever rarity value they once possessed, and it may well turn out that people, being able to see and hear practically everything, will be specially interested in almost nothing.

E.B. (Elwyn Brooks) White

She hoped to be wise and reasonable in time; but alas! Alas! She must confess to herself that she was not wise yet.

Jane Austen

Nationalism is an infantile thing. It is the measles of mankind.

Albert Einstein

Gifts make their way through stone walls.

Proverb

Pray don't talk to me about the weather, Mr. Worthing. Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel quite certain that they mean something else.

Oscar Wilde

A writer is a person who has solutions for which there are no riddles.

Gregory Nunn

I'm blessed with a good pair of ears. That's how I fooled my piano teacher. I'd watch his fingers and I'd listen to it, and I just kind of basically learned it by myself.

Eddie Van Halen

If the truth be known, most successes are built on a multitude of failures.

Source Unknown

There was, no doubt, a confusion of persons in damnation: what Pantheists falsely hoped of Heaven bad men really received in Hell. They were melted down into their Master, as a lead soldier slips down and loses his shape in the ladle over the gas ring.

C.S. Lewis

I've spent a lot of time and money trying to keep my anger in control.

Yancy Butler

The most powerful entities on earth are not governments but the multi-national corporations that see women as their territory, indoctrinating them with their versions of beauty, health and hygiene, medicating them and cultivating their dependency in order to medicate them some more.

Germaine Greer

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Groucho Marx