Heaven means to be one with God.

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

Steven Wright

The flesh endures the storms of the present alone; the mind, those of the past and future as well as the present. Gluttony is a lust of the mind.

Thomas Hobbes

Women being pitted each other another in Hollywood is an old tactic, but it's not real at all.

Shirley MacLaine

Wonder is the basis of worship.

Thomas Carlyle

We should be as careful of the books we read, as of the company we keep. The dead very often have more power than the living.

Tryon Edwards

It is the peculiar quality of a fool to perceive the faults of others and to forget his own.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

I think it's brought the world a lot closer together, and will continue to do that. There are downsides to everything; there are unintended consequences to everything. The most corrosive piece of technology that I've ever seen is called television - but then, again, television, at its best, is magnificent.

Steve Jobs

Don't let other people's opinions distort your reality. Be true to yourself. Be bold in pursuing your dreams. Be unapologetically you!

Steve Maraboli

Nothing happens by itself... it all will come your way, once you understand that you have to make it come your way, by your own exertions.

Ben Stein

Smiles form the channel of a future tear.

Lord (George Gordon) Byron

When you kill somebody in the movies, it matters, whereas in literature it can be allegorical.

Barbet Schroeder

Nobody can be kinder than the narcissist while you react to life in his own terms.

Elizabeth Bowen