Quote by Matt Groening

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life'

Summary

This quote is a humorous observation on the role of alcohol in people's lives. It suggests that alcohol can both be the root cause of various problems and serve as a solution to them. It touches upon the ambivalent relationship people have with alcohol, recognizing its potential to amplify life's challenges while also offering a temporary escape or relief. However, it is essential to note that this quote should be understood in a lighthearted context and not as an endorsement of alcohol as a universal solution to problems.

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By Matt Groening

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