Quote by Matt Groening

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life'

Summary

This quote is a humorous observation on the role of alcohol in people's lives. It suggests that alcohol can both be the root cause of various problems and serve as a solution to them. It touches upon the ambivalent relationship people have with alcohol, recognizing its potential to amplify life's challenges while also offering a temporary escape or relief. However, it is essential to note that this quote should be understood in a lighthearted context and not as an endorsement of alcohol as a universal solution to problems.

Topics

Life Funny T Shirt Bachelorparty Bacheloretteparty Thesimpsons

By Matt Groening

Liked the quote? Share it with your friends.

Random Quotations

She shook her head. She was so pale under the diffuse lamp-l

She shook her head. She was so pale under the diffuse lamp-light that she looked almost transparent, as if Simon could have looked right through her. The way, he supposed, he always had.

Cassandra Clare

Love Fiction Demons Shadowhunters Vampires

For a person who lives 100 years in the future, the present

For a person who lives 100 years in the future, the present comes as no surprise.

Viktor Schauberger

Future

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his l

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Marriage

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.

Age

At home in Ireland, there's a habit of avoidance, an ironica

At home in Ireland, there's a habit of avoidance, an ironical attitude towards the authority figure.

Attitude

Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being ma

Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.

Truth

As you become more clear about who you really are, you'll be

As you become more clear about who you really are, you'll be better able to decide what is best for you - the first time around.

Best

I'm very comfortable with the nature of life and death, and

I'm very comfortable with the nature of life and death, and that we come to an end. What's most difficult to imagine is that those dreams and early yearnings and desires of childhood and adolescence will also disappear. But who knows? Maybe you become part of the eternal whatever.

Death

Dont interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must

Dont interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is the only safeguard of our liberties.

Abraham Lincoln

He Freud often said three things were impossible to fulfill

He Freud often said three things were impossible to fulfill completely; healing, education, governing. He limited his goals in analytic treatment to brining the patient to the point where he could work for a living and learn to love.

Love

If Martin Scorsese calls, I am available. And then there the

If Martin Scorsese calls, I am available. And then there the ones, well, you can just run down the list - any of those Oscar-nominated films, they have amazing directors across the board.

Timothy Olyphant

Amazing

But be doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving yo

But be doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving yourselves. James 1:22

Action(s)