Quote by Dennis Miller

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license pr

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that in Hollywood, a place known for its eccentricity and unconventional ways, even the process of getting a marriage license can be outlandish. By mentioning the Etch-A-Sketch, a popular children's drawing toy that erases everything with a shake, the quote implies that marriage contracts in Hollywood are perceived as transient and easily erased, possibly reflecting the high rate of divorces and short-lived relationships in the entertainment industry. The statement sheds light on the unique and often unconventional nature of Hollywood culture.

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By Dennis Miller

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