Quote by Rita Rudner

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

Summary

This quote is a satirical reflection on the high divorce rates and short-lived marriages commonly observed in the entertainment industry, particularly in Hollywood. It suggests that marriages in this context are often fleeting, lacking longevity or stability. The comparison to milk, which has a limited shelf life, highlights the cynicism surrounding celebrity unions by implying that they are destined to dissolve quickly. Ultimately, the quote underscores the superficiality and transience often associated with marriages within the glitz and glamour of Hollywood.

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