Quote by Doug Larson

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new fun

Summary

This humorous quote emphasizes how home computers have become essential tools for various tasks. It playfully suggests that computers now have the ability to complete homework assignments, which used to be a common excuse for students. The quote highlights the newfound convenience and reliance on technology in everyday life.

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Computers

By Doug Larson

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