Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Steven Wright

Men often become what they believe themselves to be. If I believe I cannot do something, it makes me incapable of doing it. But when I believe I can, then I acquire the ability to do it even if I didn't have it in the beginning.

Mahatma Gandhi

Behavior is a mirror in which every one displays his own image.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Without deep reflection one knows from daily life that one exists for other people.

Albert Einstein

An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame -- Southern Methodist University game and doesn't care who wins.

Dwight D Eisenhower

Patience, n. A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.

Ambrose Bierce

I decided to study special education and fell in love with working with individuals with autism. That's what I planned to do with my life.

Clay Aiken

Religion is the idol of the mob it adores everything it does not understand.

Frederick II

Don't shy away from earning, but don't sell away your soul.

Shah Rukh Khan

The experience of learning how to get straight to the core of a problem proved to be of immense value later when I had a long succession of responsibilities in large, complex government departments.

Elliot Richardson

The American white man (not to speak of the Indian, the Negro, the Mexican) hasn't a ghost of a chance. If he has any talent he's doomed to have it crushed one way or another. The American way is to seduce a man by bribery and make a prostitute of him. Or else to ignore him, starve him into submission and make a hack of him.

Henry Miller

You only have to do a very few things right in your life so long as you don't do too many things wrong.

Warren Buffett