Quote by Mark Twain

Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat.

Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... d

Summary

This humorous quote suggests a pessimistic view on humanity, implying that humans are often disappointing or undesirable. It playfully suggests that it would have been better if Noah had left certain individuals or the entire human race behind when embarking on his ark. This concise statement highlights a critical view of human nature, emphasizing our flaws and shortcomings.

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By Mark Twain

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