Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be.

Source Unknown

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Bill Watterson

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness.

Seneca (Seneca the Elder)

And now I have a big house, nice clothes and I travel in first class and I love it, so maybe it's time to enjoy being a star.

Vincent Cassel

Love goes through all times

Kerstin Gier

The richest genius, like the most fertile soil, when uncultivated, shoots up into the rankest weeds.

David Hume

Tame your technology

Lee J. Colan, 107 Ways to Stick

You can have a laugh in Los Angeles, or you can weep in Los Angeles, depending on your attitude towards it.

Miranda Richardson

Society is a masked ball, where every one hides his real character, and reveals it by hiding

Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am a big believer in women's lib, but I love when a man holds a door for me.

Julianna Margulies

Only sick music makes money today.

Friedrich Nietzsche

A little girl who finds a puzzle frustrating might ask her busy mother (or teacher) for help. The child gets one message if her mother expresses clear pleasure at the request and quite another if mommy responds with a curt 'Don't bother me - I've got important work to do.'

Daniel Goleman