Humor has always been important to me. If there is a shield of faith that you can keep up against difficulties, humor is the Teflon coating.

There aint but one truth, said John Grady. The truth is what happened. It aint what come out of somebody's mouth.

Cormac McCarthy

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.

William Shakespeare

I try to shave at night so my skin has a chance to settle by the early morning call-time.

Patrick Wilson

Germany has reduced savagery to a science, and this great war for the victorious peace of justice must go on until the German cancer is cut clean out of the world body.

Theodore Roosevelt

Whoever controls the media

Allen Ginsberg

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.

Daniel H. Wilson

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination

George Bernard Shaw

The fifties -- they seem to have taken place on a sunny afternoon that asked nothing of you except a drifting belief in the moment and its power to satisfy.

Elizabeth Hardwick

In essence, you are neither inferior nor superior to anyone. True self-esteem and true humility arise out of that realization. In the eyes of the ego, self-esteem and humility are contradictory. In truth, they are one and the same.

Eckhart Tolle

For a creative writer possession of the truth is less important than emotional sincerity.

George Orwell

The superior man is distressed by the limitations of his ability he is not distressed by the fact that men do not recognize the ability that he has.

Confucius

Technological society has succeeded in multiplying the opportunities for pleasure, but it has great difficulty in generating joy.

Pope Paul VI