Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

I stone got crazy when I saw somebody run down them strings with a bottleneck. My eyes lit up like a Christmas tree and I said that I had to learn.

Muddy Waters

I had learned that a dexterous, opposable thumb stood among the hallmarks of human success. We had maintained, even exaggerated, this important flexibility of our primate forebears, while most mammals had sacrificed it in specializing their digits. Carnivores run, stab, and scratch. My cat may manipulate me psychologically, but he'll never type or play the piano.

Stephen Jay Gould

Words are the coins making up the currency of sentences, and there are always too many small coins.

Jules Renard

What we don't need in country music is divisiveness, public criticism of each other, and some arbitrary judgement of what belongs and what doesn't.

Charley Pride

Propaganda replaces moral philosophy.

Hans J. Morgenthau

We inherited these principles and these freedoms and we here highly resolve that we shall pass them on, as we will pass on an undivided Republic purged of racism and slavery, to our descendants. The popgun discharges of a few pathetic sectarians and crackpot revisionists are negligible, and will be drowned by the mounting chorus that demands: 'Mr Jefferson! BUILD UP THAT WALL'.

Christopher Hitchens

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct.

Thomas Jefferson

That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along.

Madeleine L'Engle

I like people that enjoy life, 'cause I do the same.

Lil Wayne

I can believe anything provided it is incredible.

Oscar Wilde

When a person really desires something, all the universe conspires to help that person to realize his dream.

Paulo Coelho

Advocates of capitalism like to appeal to the sacred principles of liberty, which are embodied in one maxim: The fortunate must not be restrained in the exercise of tyranny over the unfortunate.

Bertrand Russell