Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought; it is a serious and weighty part of the world's economy. One feels increasingly the height of the faculty in which it arises, the nobility of things associated with it, and the greatness of services it renders.

I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out.

Naomi Campbell

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

Robert A. Heinlein

The purpose of polite behavior is never virtuous. Deceit, surrender, and concealment: these are not virtues. The goal of the mannerly is comfort, per se.

June Jordan

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Steven Wright

Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

Dorothy Parker

Our ancient experience confirms at every point that everything is linked together, everything is inseparable.

Dalai Lama XIV

Intelligence we gathered at the time indicated that this was in fact leadership and we struck the leadership.

Peter Pace

If you're going to go through hell... I suggest you come back learning something.

Drew Barrymore

If you want to be successful, find someone who has achieved the results you want and copy what they do and you'll achieve the same results.

Anthony Robbins

The worst thing you can possibly do is worrying and thinking about what you could have done.

G. C. (Georg Christoph) Lichtenb

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.

Malcolm De Chazal

True friends stab you in the front.

Oscar Wilde