If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.

You can always tell someone to go to Hell tomorrow.

Charlie Munger

You don't have to worry about whether the car is set up right or not, you know it is, and it's down to you. Ultimately, that's what every driver wants.

Bobby Rahal

Our lives are nothing but a short span of time. And if we spend tons of time earning money that we simply throw away, then we're throwing away part of our potential.

Shmuley Boteach

Second, marriage is an issue that our Founding Fathers wisely left to the states.

Judy Biggert

Actually we are a vulgar, pushing mob whose passions are easily mobilized by demagogues, newspaper men, religious quacks, agitators and such like. To call this a society of free peoples is blasphemous. What have we to offer the world besides the superabundant loot which we recklessly plunder from the earth under the maniacal delusion that this insane activity represents progress and enlightenment?

Henry Miller

Young poets bewail the passing of love old poets, the passing of time. There is surprisingly little difference.

Mason Cooley

We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together.

Jean de la Bruyere

Lorne finally said, Do the Blues Brothers thing. The response was amazing. People went nuts.

Steve Cropper

A team is where a boy can prove his courage on his own. A gang is where a coward goes to hide.

Mickey Mantle

The more unintelligent a man is, the less mysterious existence seems to him.

Arthur Schopenhauer

You are not born for fame if you don't know the value of time.

Marquis De Vauvenargues

Many people believe letters the most personal and revealing form of communication. In them, we expect to find the charmer at his nap, slumped, open-mouthed, profoundly himself without thought for appearances. Yet, this is not quite true. Letters are above all useful as a means of expressing the ideal self; and no other method of communication is quite so good for this purpose. In conversation, those uneasy eyes upon you, those lips ready with an emendation before you have begun to speak, are a powerful deterrent to unreality, even to hope. In letters we can reform without practice, beg without humiliation, snip and shape embarrassing experiences to the measure of our own desires...

Elizabeth Hardwick