Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

Suspicion amongst thoughts are like bats amongst birds, they never fly by twilight.

Francis Bacon

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter. Sermons and soda water the day after.

Lord (George Gordon) Byron

For voters what matters is what government actually delivers for them.

Theresa May

Watching people just look out for themselves, I think, is extremely interesting. It goes right back to something like 'The Beggar's Opera' - the underbelly of society, how it operates, and how that reflects their so-called betters.

Peter Mullan

We have an uncanny ability to make birds do what we want them to do. In Blood Simple there's a shot from the bumper of a car and it's going up this road and a huge flock of birds takes off at the perfect moment.

Joel Coen

My life so common it disappears and sometimes even music cannot substitute for tears.

Paul Simon

On August 28, 2010, Fox News messiah Glenn Beck hosted a 'Restoring Honor' revival meeting featuring sexy guest star Sarah Palin, much as Bob Hope would roll out Raquel Welch in white go-go boots on his U.S.O. tours to give our fighting men a morale lift in their khakis.

James Wolcott

My father was never anti-anything in our house.

Errol Flynn

The past is only making you to spill tears, tears of joy or tears pain. But anyway they are making you sad, for the things you had and will never have again.

T.A

Every author in some degree portrays himself in his works, even if it be against his will.

Johann von Goethe

Suffrage is the pivotal right.

Susan B. Anthony

I belong to you. You could do anything you wanted with me and I would let you. You could ask anything of me and I'd break myself trying to make you happy.

Cassandra Clare