Quote by Bette Davis

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

Summary

This quote is a humorous way of politely declining the request for a kiss. It implies that the speaker is making excuses not to engage in affectionate contact by pretending to have recently cleaned their hair. The statement can be interpreted as playful and sarcastic, suggesting that the speaker is cleverly avoiding the situation while maintaining a playful tone.

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By Bette Davis

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