Quote by Fred Allen

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full fro

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the preference for indulgence and retaining one's mental faculties, representing a choice between maintaining enjoyment of life and preserving one's ability to think critically and make conscious decisions. It implies that one would rather have a drink in their hand than undergo a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that attempts to obliterate or alter parts of the brain. Ultimately, the quote suggests the importance of personal autonomy and enjoyment of life over losing one's essential cognitive functions.

By Fred Allen

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