Quote by Don Rickles

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give

Summary

This quote reflects the speaker's uncertainty and lack of preparation when it comes to giving a toast. Despite not knowing exactly what they will say, they hold onto the belief that they will find their words amusing. It suggests that the speaker values humor and trusts their ability to create funny remarks on the spot, implying perhaps a laid-back and spontaneous approach towards public speaking.

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By Don Rickles

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