I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.

But now, being a parent, I go home and see my son and I forget about any mistake I ever made or the reason I'm upset. I get home and my son is smiling or he comes running to me. It has just made me grow as an individual and grow as a man.

LeBron James

Self-knowledge can be painful, but not half so damaging as self-ignorance.

Orson Scott Card

I really like to sometimes go into food detox and eat very simply.

Padma Lakshmi

Exhaust your worries and they will soon leave you.

Stephen Richards

Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.

H. L. Mencken

It is not he who gains the exact point in dispute who scores most in controversy -- but he who has shown the better temper.

Samuel Butler

In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic and the whimsy and the surreal, but he also has a fantastic story of a father and son that really gets under your skin.

Danny DeVito

Oh! it offends me to the soul to hear a robust periwig-pated fellow, tear a passion to tatters, to very rags, to split the ears of the groundlings.

William Shakespeare

There is always something left to love. And if you ain't learned that, you ain't learned nothing.

Lorraine Hansberry

I look at Liv Tyler and think It's not fair, because I can't find a flaw on her. And on top of that she seems nice, so it's really not fair.

Tori Spelling

If you look closely at a tree you'll notice it's knots and dead branches, just like our bodies. What we learn is that beauty and imperfection go together wonderfully.

Matthew Fox

You see much more of your children once they leave home.

Lucille Ball