I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.

I think that I shall never seea billboard lovely as a tree.Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,I'll never see a tree at all.

Ogden Nash

A man is ethical only when life, as such, is sacred to him, that of plants and animals as that of his fellow men, and when he devotes himself helpfully to all life that is in need of help.

Albert Schweitzer

With music, you often don't have to translate it. It just affects you, and you don't know why.

David Byrne

I kind of realize that I have a tendency to choose the kind of films I watched when I was a kid and would go home and pretend with my friends that we were in those movies after we saw them.

Samuel L. Jackson

If every American donated five hours a week, it would equal the labor of 20 million full-time volunteers.

Whoopi Goldberg

You are important enough to ask and you are blessed enough to receive back.

Wayne Dyer

Be not afraid of greatness some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

William Shakespeare

Christians can bring peace to multi-religious Europe because we are able to understand the role of faith in the lives of other believers better than atheists.

Timothy Radcliffe

A woman asking Am I good? Am I satisfied? is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.

Barbara Cartland

We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Thomas Jefferson

Oh, I was only twenty four hours from Tulsa, Ah, only one day away from your arms; I hate to do this to you but I love somebody new, what can I do? And I can never, never, never... go home again.

Hal David

Love is staying up all night with a sick child - or a healthy adult.

David Frost