I'll be here in my home with three big screens. I'll be watching three games at a time, and when they're over, I'll look at three more.

Pearls mean tears.

Doris Lessing

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

Jeff Ross

Yesterday, December seventh, 1941, a date which will live in infamy, the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan. We will gain the inevitable triumph, so help us God.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

One can endure sorrow alone, but it takes two to be glad.

Elbert Hubbard

You need not tell all the truth, unless to those who have a right to know it all. But let all you tell be truth.

James Burgh

It is well within the order of thingsThat man should listen when his mate sings;But the true male never yet walkedWho liked to listen when his mate talked.

Anna Wickham, The Affinity in th

As long as you are being true to yourself, you will always find happiness.

Amber Riley

There has never been a protracted war from which a country has benefited.

Sun Tzu

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

Steve Jobs

The love of gardening is a seed once sown that never dies.

Gertrude Jekyll

It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment.

Freeman Dyson

It is a serious thing to live in a society of possible Gods and Goddesses. To remember that the dullest, and most uninteresting person you can talk to may one day be a creature which, if you saw it now, you would be strongly tempted to worship.

C.S. Lewis