Quote by Cassandra Clare

I'll take Shadowhunter, then. Because from what I've experienced of vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended.

I'll take Shadowhunter, then. Because from what I've experie

Summary

This quote humorously expresses the speaker's preference for being a Shadowhunter, a human demon hunter in the supernatural world, over becoming a vampire. The statement implies that vampires, known for their bloodsucking nature, are not appealing to the speaker. The line "you mostly suck" adds a joke while making a play on words, referencing vampires' literal "sucking" behavior and their perceived shortcomings. Overall, the quote highlights the speaker's disregard for vampires and their characteristic traits.

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By Cassandra Clare

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