Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.

I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep

Summary

This quote humorously speaks to the desire for companionship and comfort, particularly as one gets older. It suggests that having two girls present ensures they can talk to each other if the speaker falls asleep, implying a need for companionship and conversation to stave off feelings of loneliness. However, the simplicity of the statement also highlights the playful and lighthearted nature of the speaker's mindset, evoking a lighthearted perspective on aging and the desire for connection.

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Age Humor Funny

By Rodney Dangerfield

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