Quote by Groucho Marx

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Rin

Summary

This quote uses irony to highlight the perceived importance placed on golf in comparison to healthcare. The speaker humorously suggests calling a golf course for a doctor, implying that golf might be a higher priority or more readily available than medical assistance. The quote draws attention to the speaker's exaggerated frustration or desperation, revealing the ironic nature of the situation and perhaps commenting on society's sometimes skewed priorities.

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By Groucho Marx

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