I'm not good at anything except writing jokes. I wasn't good at sports, I wasn't good at anything artsy, ever. I think there was a real worry for a while about what I would be good at. I was just this chubby little Indian kid who looked like a nerd.

You may be sure that the Americans will commit all the stupidities they can think of, plus some that are beyond imagination.

Charles de Gaulle

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

John Barrymore

I'm not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I've always been a freak. So I've been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. I'm one of those people.

John Lennon

For the woman, the man is a means: the end is always the child.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Life has a way of kicking one along like a football, or so I've found. Fate had never dealt me personally a particularly easy time, but that was OK, that was normal. Most people, it seemed to me, took their turn to be football. Most survived. Some didn't.

Dick Francis

A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.

Source Unknown

Some grief shows much of love,But much of grief shows still some want of wit.

William Shakespeare

It is possible to imagine a society flushed with such a sense of power that it could afford to let its offenders go unpunished.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Fate is the endless chain of causation, whereby things are; the reason or formula by which the world goes on.

Citium Zeno

My dad saw my husband's boss at a conference, and he said to stop paying my husband until we produce children.

Jenna Bush

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves.

Dale Carnegie

Learn to see things as they really are, not as we imagine they are.

Vernon Howard