I'm happily single.

He supposed that even in Hell, people got an occasional sip of water, if only so they could appreciate the full horror of unrequited thirst when it set in again.

Stephen King

Mankind must remember that peace is not God's gift to his creatures; peace is our gift to each other.

Elie Wiesel, Nobel lecture, Oslo

Mrs. Parks' act of brave defiance rocked the foundation of American society and inspired generations of civil rights leaders and created a sense of hope for every American facing legal discrimination in this country.

Kendrick Meek

You would be amazed what the ordinary guy knows.

Matt Drudge

A man cannot leave a better legacy to the world than a well-educated family.

Thomas Scott

There are crimes of passion and crimes of logic. The boundary between them is not clearly defined.

Albert Camus

I am convinced digestion is the great secret of life.

Sydney Smith

She was so ugly that when I bent down to pet her cat it turned out to be the hair on her legs.

Rodney Dangerfield

What was supposed to be so special about a full moon? It was only a big circle of light. And the dark of the moon was only darkness. But halfway between the two, when the moon was between the worlds of light and dark, when even the moon lived on the edge...maybe then a witch could believe in the moon.

Terry Pratchett

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself.

Peter Drucker

Farmers are philosophical. They have learned that it is less wearing to shrug than to beat their breasts.

Ruth Stout

Government is inherently incompetent, and no matter what task it is assigned, it will do it in the most expensive and inefficient way possible.

Charley Reese