Quote by Marlon Wayans

I'm the most inappropriate dad. I curse in front of my kids and their friends. I let my kids watch R-rated movies. I'll walk by the movie theater and say, 'Let's go see that,' and my kids will say, 'No, it's rated R. It's not appropriate for kids.' I'm like Uncle Dad. We have fun. I don't live with them, but I drive over four days a week.

I'm the most inappropriate dad. I curse in front of my kids

Summary

In this quote, the speaker reflects on their unorthodox parenting style, admitting to being an "inappropriate dad." They describe behaviors such as cursing in front of their children and permitting them to watch movies with R-ratings. Despite not living with their kids, the speaker spends a significant amount of time with them, playing the role of both an uncle and a dad. The speaker, in a humorous tone, emphasizes that they prioritize having fun with their children, even if it means bending certain conventional standards of appropriateness.

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By Marlon Wayans

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