Quote by Joan Rivers

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend o

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the speaker's inclination to avoid physical exercise by playfully referencing their own Jewish identity. The phrase suggests that they do not see the need for strenuous activities like working out, insinuating that they prefer to conserve their energy for more valuable pursuits. By implying that searching for diamonds on the floor would be a more worthy endeavor, the quote subtly suggests the speaker's prioritization of different facets of life.

By Joan Rivers

Liked the quote? Share it with your friends.

Random Quotations

Things forbidden have a secret charm.

Things forbidden have a secret charm.

Charisma

Just once in my life a man tried to embrace me. It was horri

Just once in my life a man tried to embrace me. It was horrible! He had big boots, a heavy belt, huge gloves. Faugh! Oh, let's not talk about men.

Men Life Man

Taxpayers deserve a government that harnesses technology to

Taxpayers deserve a government that harnesses technology to better serve the people.

Technology

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Women

You have despoiled churches. You have threatened every corpo

You have despoiled churches. You have threatened every corporation and endowment in the country. You have examined into everybodys affairs. You have criticised every profession and vexed every trade. No one is certain of his property, and nobody knows what duties he may have to perform to-morrow. This is the policy of confiscation as compared with that of concurrent endowment.

Benjamin Disraeli

Photography is more than a medium for factual communication

Photography is more than a medium for factual communication of ideas. It is a creative art.

Art

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.

Character

The superstition of science scoffs at the superstition of fa

The superstition of science scoffs at the superstition of faith.

James A. Froude

Superstition

We recognise in the finished art, which is the result of the

We recognise in the finished art, which is the result of these conditions, the best words in the best order - poetry and to put this essential poetry into different classes is impossible.

John Drinkwater

Poetry

Of two hearts one is always warm and one is always cold: the

Of two hearts one is always warm and one is always cold: the cold heart is more precious than diamonds: the warm heart has no value and is thrown away.

Life Love Value Hearts

The pre-Socratic Greek philosopher taught that the only thin

The pre-Socratic Greek philosopher taught that the only things that are real are things which never change... and the pre-Socratic Greek philosopher taught that everything changes. If you superimpose their two views, you get this result: Nothing is real.

Reality Truth Philosophy Nihilism Epistemology Post Modernism

It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I s

It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do. It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. I love to keep it by me: the idea of getting rid of it nearly breaks my heart.

Jerome K Jerome

Work Love Mind