Quote by Joan Rivers

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend o

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the speaker's inclination to avoid physical exercise by playfully referencing their own Jewish identity. The phrase suggests that they do not see the need for strenuous activities like working out, insinuating that they prefer to conserve their energy for more valuable pursuits. By implying that searching for diamonds on the floor would be a more worthy endeavor, the quote subtly suggests the speaker's prioritization of different facets of life.

By Joan Rivers

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