I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

The wise know too well their weakness to assume infallibility; and he who knows most, knows best how little he knows

Thomas Jefferson

Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience.

Fanny Brice

That fellow seems to me to possess but one idea, and that is a wrong one.

Samuel Johnson

Many know how to flatter, few know how to praise.

Wendell Phillips

A man is but the product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes.

Mahatma Gandhi

The one sure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Konrad Adenauer

The foolish of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of god is stronger than men. For ye see your calling, brethren, how that may not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called, but God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath choses the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty. And bade things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are.

Madeleine L'Engle

It is true from early habit, one must make love mechanically as one swims; I was once very fond of both, but now as I never swim unless I tumble into the water, I don't make love till almost obliged.

Lord (George Gordon) Byron

I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.

Ronald Reagan

It's horrible how money and fame can make you acceptable while, if you're not famous or rich, you're not acceptable.

Bruno Tonioli

He must have known me if he had seen me as he was wont to see me, for he was in the habit of flogging me constantly. Perhaps he did not recognize me by my face.

Anthony Trollope

Next to God we are nothing. To God we are Everything.

Marcus Tullius Cicero