I'm lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matter gets a little too close to home.

Mystical explanations are thought to be deep the truth is that they are not even shallow.

Friedrich Nietzsche

I thought I was funny as a kid.

Jo Brand

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring.

Lilly Pulitzer

Alec keeps sending me annoying photos. Lots of captions like Wish you were here, except not really.

Cassandra Clare

Girls like to be played with, and rumpled a little too, sometimes.

Oliver Goldsmith

I like to travel. I love touring, I love playing.

Lita Ford

Exercise of faith will be the safest where there is a clear determination summarily to reject all that is contrary to truth and love

Mahatma Gandhi

It is quite annoying that we have to change the sound we invented just to avoid sounding like people who simply copy us, but... it is flattering and of course challenging.

Jonathan Davis

My dad is the nicest guy you'll ever meet, and the easiest going.

Serena Williams

Wisdom alone is true ambition's aim, wisdom is the source of virtue and of fame obtained with labour, for mankind employed, and then, when most you share it, best enjoyed.

Alfred North Whitehead

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contain'd,I stand and look at them long and long.They do not sweat and whine about their condition,They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins,They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God,Not one is dissatisfied, not one is demented with the mania of owning things,Not one kneels to another, nor to his kind that lived thousands of years ago,Not one is respectable or unhappy over the whole earth.

Walt Whitman

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

Mitch Ratliffe