I'm lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matter gets a little too close to home.

There are worse things you can do to people you love than kill them.

Chuck Palahniuk

Reading a script is usually as exciting as reading a boilerplate legal document, so when you read one that makes you feel as if you're seeing the movie, you know it's something different.

Tom Hanks

The Germans certainly - the intelligence service believed that there were WMD. It turns out that we were all wrong, probably in my judgment, and that is most disturbing.

David Kay

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything.

Bil Keane

If we are to have magical bodies, we must have magical minds.

Wayne Dyer

If you can miss getting up in the morning and running into a wall, I miss playing football. I'll never be a frustrated athlete.

Brian Bosworth

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning.

Erwin Rommel

I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.

Robert Benchley

The key to happiness is good health and a bad memory

Ingrid Bergman

I was a peaceful sedentary man, a lover of a quiet life, with no appetite for perils and commotions. But I was beginning to realise that I was very obstinate.

John Buchan

Men in all ways are better than they seem

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Heaven finds an ear when sinners find a tongue.

Francis Quarles