I'm a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me.

People are stunned to hear that one company has data files on 185 million Americans.

Ralph Nader

Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.

Terry Pratchett

A man's character is his guardian divinity.

Heraclitus

A man's own manner and character is what most becomes him.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

One of the most important-and most neglected-elements in the beginning of the interior life is the ability to respond to reality, to see the value and the beauty in ordinary things, to come alive to the splendour that is all around us.

Thomas Merton

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

Voltaire (FrançoisMarie Arouet)

People criticized me for my photography. They said it's not art.

David Hockney

And I wanted to cry out at her that I could not put the body apart from the soul, and that the comfort of her body was more than a thing of the flesh, but was also a comfort of the soul, and why it was I could not say, and why it should be, I could not say, but there was in it nothing that was ugly or evil, but only good. But how can one find such words?

Robert McAfee Brown, Pieter in T

I influenced the BG style by not being able to draw perspective. The BG artists developed cool graphic painting styles to make my bad backgrounds look like they were that way on purpose.

John Kricfalusi

I was absolutely speechless. The most beautiful man I had ever seenIN MY ENTIRE LIFE, just said I was beautiful. I blushed when the reality hit me, and boy, did it hit me hard.

J.L. McCoy

The truth is, I'd never seen a Cary Grant film. Since then I have watched his stuff and it's astounding, but I don't see any similarity between us. Except for the fact that I'm told he used to wear ladies' underwear, which is something I also do.

Hugh Grant

Hopefully everybody will just let me get on with my life. I'm going to.

Paul Gascoigne