I'm not one of these guys who's constantly in a relationship, not at all.

I'm a typical middle child. I'm the mediator. The one that makes everything OK, puts their own needs aside to make sure everybody's happy. It's hard to change your nature, even with years and years of therapy.

Jennifer Jason Leigh

No degree of knowledge attainable by man is able to set him above the want of hourly assistance

Samuel Johnson

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Mark Twain

The negative side of football. The negative side of our society. People sometimes go to football and bring to it the negative aspects of our society.

Jose Mourinho

A girl phoned me and said...Come on over there's nobody home. I went over... Nobody was home!

Rodney Dangerfield

There is a great man who makes every man feel small. But the real great man is the man who makes every man feel great.

G. K. Chesterton

In their poverty, the mentally handicapped reveal God to us and hold us close to the gospel.

Henri Nouwen

Just as a new scientific discovery manifests something that was already latent in the order of nature, and at the same time is logically related to the total structure of the existing science, so the new poem manifests something that was already latent in the order of words.

Northrop Frye

A sin takes on a new and real terror when there seems a chance that it is going to be found out

Mark Twain

People let their own hang-ups become the obstacles between them and personal happiness.

Lucinda Williams

Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he's started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob.

Conan O'Brien

Associate reverently, as much as you can, with your loftiest thoughts.

Henry David Thoreau