I'm plagued with indecision in my life. I can't figure out what to order in a restaurant.

My wife was the first romantic partner who understood both American and native parts of me - not so much the positive stuff, but the damage.

Sherman Alexie

The only thing that could spoil a day was people.... People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself.

Ernest Hemingway

I've been married so long, I am on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce.

Susan Vass

The nice thing about being a writer is that you can make magic happen without learning tricks.

Humphrey Carpenter

Every once in a while a revolutionary product comes along that changes everything. It's very fortunate if you can work on just one of these in your career.... Apple's been very fortunate in that it's introduced a few of these.

Steve Jobs

What is conceived well is expressed clearly.

Philippe Nericault Destouches

Oh love will make a dog howl in rhyme.

John Fletcher, Queen of Corinth

I don't need my phone to play me music. I need it to be a phone and an e-mail thing.

David Duchovny

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Oscar Levant

... ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

That sort of half sigh, which, accompanied by two or three slight nods of the head, is pity's small change in general society.

Charles Dickens

I was a very good baseball and football player, but my father always told me I was much more interested in how I looked playing baseball or football than in actually playing. There's great truth in that.

John Malkovich