I'm not really big on slapstick humor. I like gentle humor.

Warriors of the light are not perfect. Their beauty lies in accepting this fact and still desiring to grow and to learn.

Paulo Coelho

True glory consists in doing what deserves to be written; in writing what deserves to be read; and in so living as to make the world happier and better for our living in it.

Pliny the Elder

I've succeeded beyond my wildest dreams - financially and the amount of fun I have in my life.

Phil Hartman

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

Noel Coward

Women are considered deep -- why? Because one can never discover any bottom to them. Women are not even shallow.

Friedrich Nietzsche

When a noble life has prepared old age, it is not decline that it reveals, but the first days of immortality.

Muriel Spark

The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only then do they have to fall back on their reserves.

Leon Trotsky

Really, every woman is an example to me, because as women we go through so much pain. We have to live this perfect life when we are messed up inside. We all go through trials and tribulations.

Mary J. Blige

I should do something about the cigarettes I quite accept that it's bad for your health, but you know a moderate tipple is positively beneficial and, at certain times, absolutely essential.

Charles Kennedy

My mom breastfed me for more than a year, and I can't imagine doing it any other way. It's cheap and much better for the environment, and you don't have to lug all that stuff around.

Emily Deschanel

True love makes the thought of death frequent, easy, without terrors; it merely becomes the standard of comparison, the price one would pay for many things.

Henri B. Stendhal

Perl - The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.

Keith Bostic