Quote by Joel Rosenberg

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal

Summary

This quote reflects the desire of the speaker to lead a life of simplicity and indulgence. The emphasis on basic needs like sleep is expressed humorously, while the references to whiskey and women suggest the speaker's inclination towards excess. The quote presents a lighthearted and somewhat extravagant perspective on personal desires, necessitating more than what might be considered necessary for a typical individual.

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By Joel Rosenberg

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