I'm from Tennessee. My mom lives in Nashville. I'm born and bred country. That's all I listen to.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

Groucho Marx

My Vegas act is how I make my money.

Rita Rudner

Every time I hear that word, I cringe. Fun! I think it's disgusting; it's just running around. It's not my idea of pleasure.

Vivienne Westwood

In terms of number of movies, I've been in an extraordinary amount. If you count only the minutes I'm onscreen, it's not so long.

Wallace Shawn

Clocks will go as they are set, but man, irregular man, is never constant, never certain.

Thomas Otway

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works.

John Keats

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

Helen Rowland

It's a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do - you're proud of it - and I like the effect that movies have on people. But the attention can also make me uncomfortable.

Kristen Stewart

He who loves the law dies either mad or poor.

Thomas Middleton

If you're bored with life - you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things - you don't have enough goals.

Lou Holtz

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important

Dick Butkus

Shadows fall on even the brightest hours.

Bryan Waller Proctor