Quote by Paula Poundstone

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the idea that the speaker's savings are small in size or quantity, hence they can fit them into a three ounce Ziploc bag. It likely refers to a small amount of money, suggesting that the speaker doesn't have significant savings. The quote underlines gratitude for even the tiniest means of holding onto their savings, emphasizing a lighthearted perspective on financial limitations.

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By Paula Poundstone

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