I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.

A map of the world that does not include Utopia is not worth even glancing at, for it leaves out the one country at which Humanity is always landing. And when Humanity lands there, it looks out, and, seeing a better country, sets sail. Progress is the realisation of Utopias.

Oscar Wilde

A large section of the intelligentsia seems wholly devoid of intelligence.

G. K. Chesterton

Politics is like a race horse. A good jockey must know how to fall with the least possible damage.

Edouard Herriot

My husband and I were very in love, and I had no reason to suspect that his interests lay anywhere else.

Marion Zimmer Bradley

I like when guests come over early and we chop veggies and talk and play music.

John Stamos

If my daughter wants to get into this business, I would support that decision. She's going to have a hard time not being in it. She loves food and she's around it all the time.

Bobby Flay

There are two kinds of companies, those that work to try to charge more and those that work to charge less. We will be the second.

Jeff Bezos

Political economy came into being as a natural result of the expansion of trade, and with its appearance elementary, unscientific huckstering was replaced by a developed system of licensed fraud, an entire science of enrichment.

Friedrich Engels

The virtue in most request is conformity.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

You invaded Narnia. You have no more right leading than Miraz does. Peter Pevensie: You, him, your father! Narnia's better off without the lot of you!

C.S. Lewis

It is the essence of truth that it is never excessive. Why should it exaggerate? There is that which should be destroyed and that which should be simply illuminated and studied. How great is the force of benevolent and searching examination! We must not resort to the flame where only light is required.

Victor Hugo

Love is as old as time, though it is considerably more difficult to stuff inside a watch.

Jarod Kintz