Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet

I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid

Summary

This quote humorously implies that the speaker considers themselves unattractive. They compare their appearance to that of a child whose picture is found in their father's wallet, suggesting that they view themselves as less appealing than a random child chosen for a picture. The quote highlights the speaker's self-deprecating humor and their perception of their own physical features in a lighthearted way.

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Funny Fathers

By Rodney Dangerfield

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