Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get

I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking

Summary

This quote humorously reflects on the self-perception and sense of humor of the speaker. By stating that they are so unattractive, the speaker equates their appearance to a pet and their job at a pet shop. The phrase "how big I'd get" indicates that people often inquire about the size or growth potential of pets, implying that people may have perceived the speaker as strange or unusual. Overall, the quote showcases the speaker's ability to find amusement in their own perceived shortcomings.

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Ugliness

By Rodney Dangerfield

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