Imagine that. You just can't let your entire life go by worrying about your damned thighs. You'd never find happiness.

Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.

Source Unknown

The mysterious is always attractive. People will always follow a vail.

Bede Jarrett, The House of Gold

Often success goes hand-in-hand with the sum total of sexual activity in your life.

Stephen Richards

I think if there's something one needs to change with oneself, it doesn't have to happen in the New Year. You can do that any time you please - not that it's not a good inspirational tactic for the people that it works for.

Brittany Murphy

In the twentieth century one of the most personal relationships to have developed is that of the person and the state. It's become a fact of life that governments have become very intimate with people, most always to their detriment.

E. L. Doctorow

I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it.

Gale Sayers

No one makes a revolution by himself; and there are some revolutions which humanity accomplishes without quite knowing how, because it is everybody who takes them in hand.

George Sand

Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.

Kelvin Throop III

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anythingspecifically.

Steven Wright

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job and try to do the best you can, the money will come.

Lawrence Welk

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Frank Zappa

There is always room at the top.

Daniel Webster