Quote by Russell Baker

Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories -- those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three m

Summary

This humorous quote implies that inanimate objects can often be unreliable or easily lost. It suggests that objects can be categorized based on their functionality or lack thereof: those that simply don't function, those that eventually stop working, and those that disappear or become misplaced. It highlights the frustrations and unpredictability sometimes associated with material possessions, making light-hearted observations about their quirks and shortcomings.

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By Russell Baker

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