An inordinate passion for pleasure is the secret of remaining young

You can have a revolution wherever you like, except in a government office even were the world to come to an end, you'd have to destroy the universe first and then government offices.

Karel Capek

Why is it that wherever I go, the resident idiot heads straight for me?

Gwynn Thomas

Family traditions counter alienation and confusion. They help us define who we are they provide something steady, reliable and safe in a confusing world.

Susan Lieberman

Men's second childhood begins when a woman gets a hold of him.

James Barrie

I'm a Republican. I don't want to go to heaven and have to face my family up there and tell them I voted for a Democrat.

T. Boone Pickens

It takes a lot of courage to face up to things you can't do because we feed ourselves so much denial.

Zoe Saldana

I by no means rank poetry high in the scale of intelligence --this may look like affectation but it is my real opinion. It is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake.

Lord (George Gordon) Byron

Kindness is the only service that will stand the storm of life and not wash out. It will wear well and be remembered long after the prism of politeness or the complexion of courtesy has faded away. When I am gone, I hope it can be said of me that I plucked a thistle and planted a flower wherever I thought a flower would grow.

Anon.

I played a long time, had a great career up to this point, and can walk away with my head as high as anyone else.

Brett Favre

We need safe communities that are free from methamphetamine and a federal commitment to stand next to state leadership and law enforcement in the fight against this epidemic.

Rick Larsen

A little rebellion is good now and then.

Thomas Jefferson

Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.

Charles Darwin