Quote by Lewis Grizzard

Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman

Summary

This quote reflects a cynical perspective on marriage and relationships. The speaker, possibly disillusioned by past experiences, suggests a deliberate decision to avoid marriage altogether. Instead, they jokingly express a desire to invest in someone unlikely to personally bond with, demonstrating a humorous and slightly bitter outlook on commitment. Ultimately, the quote illustrates a preference for avoiding emotional entanglement by opting for a seemingly one-sided arrangement.

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Marriage

By Lewis Grizzard

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