Quote by Lewis Grizzard

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman

Summary

This quote suggests a cynical and humorous approach towards marriage. The speaker humorously expresses their disillusionment with the institution of marriage by suggesting that instead of getting married again, they would rather give a house to a woman they don't like. This quote reflects a perspective that avoids commitment and potential heartbreak by sarcastically prioritizing material possessions over emotional connections.

By Lewis Grizzard

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