Quote by Al Bundy

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never

Summary

This quote humorously compares insurance to marriage by highlighting the feeling of continuously investing without receiving any apparent benefits in return. It suggests that, like marriage, insurance requires consistent financial contributions without the guarantee of immediate rewards. However, it is important to note that insurance does provide valuable protection against potential unforeseen events, emphasizing the need to consider long-term benefits rather than just immediate returns.

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By Al Bundy

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