Quote by David Mitchell

Integrity is a bugger, it really is. Lying can get you into difficulties, but to really wind up in the crappers try telling nothing but the truth.

Integrity is a bugger, it really is. Lying can get you into

Summary

This quote emphasizes the challenges of integrity. While lying can lead to problems, being completely honest can sometimes lead to even worse consequences. It suggests that telling only the truth can bring about difficult situations or even disastrous outcomes. The quote implies that maintaining integrity is not always easy and involves navigating a complex balance between honesty and the potential negative outcomes that can arise from it.

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Truth Humor Funny Lying

By David Mitchell

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