It's ironic, really. Guys should be excited that I got Kristen Bell. If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it's like, 'Well, of course he did.' With me, it should be, 'Oh good, a normal-looking guy got her. Maybe I'll get me a Kristen Bell.' But guys hate my guts for always dating women I have no right to be with.

The pest of society are the egotist, they are dull and bright, sacred and profane, course and fine. It is a disease that like the flu falls on all constitutions.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.

Proverb

Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.

Homer

Truth alone wounds.

Napoleon Bonaparte

I had done quite a bit of research about math education when I spoke before Congress in 2000 about the importance of women in mathematics. The session of Congress was all about raising more scholarships for girls in college. I told them I felt that it's too late by college.

Danica McKellar

The whole country is one vast insane asylum and they're letting the worst patients run the place.

Robert Welch

To forgive is wisdom, to forget is genius. And easier. Because it's true. It's a new world every heart beat.

Joyce Cary

Acting is a question of absorbing other people's personalities and adding some of your own experience.

Paul Newman

Every singly lifetime, I'll choose you. Just as you have chosen me. Forever.

Lauren Kate

In the great mass of our people there are plenty individuals of intelligence from among whom leadership can be recruited.

Herbert Hoover

Humility is truth.

Desiderius Erasmus

One day it just hit me. This is it. You are not in love. So either stay in it because you have a child or be brave and find the man of your dreams and marry him for real.

Brandy Norwood