I've always loved... actually I didn't always love horror films. I started out and I only liked comedies and dramas.

Beer, of course, is actually a depressant. But poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.

Kurt Vonnegut

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

Craig Kilborn

Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers. Pray for powers equal to your tasks.

Phillips Brooks

One ship sails east and another sails west With the self-same winds that blow.Tis the set of the sail and not the galeWhich determines the way they go.As the winds of the sea are the ways of fateAs we voyage along through life,Tis the act of the soul that determines the goal,And not the calm or the strife.

Ella Wheeler Wilcox

All my life, since I was 16, I've been wondering where that next job was gonna come from.

Jerry Orbach

I've made some great mistakes in my life, but, you know, they were honest mistakes.

Henry Rollins

I went to a 711 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, tenfour.

Steven Wright

The work of art may have a moral effect, but to demand moral purpose from the artist is to make him ruin his work

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

That is the whole secret of successful fighting. Get your enemy at a disadvantage; and never, on any account, fight him on equal terms.

George Bernard Shaw

Her beauty was a divine delicacy that I could only hold within my dreams. I tested my dream of her beauty, and I whispered her grace to the angels. The sounds of heaven replied back to me, telling me that her beauty transcended not only my dreams, but even heaven.

Lionel Suggs

It's essential to distinguish between events that are really beyond your control and events you caused yourself.

Barbara Sher

In the matrimonial life of the Jewish male every day is Yom Kippur.

Howard Jacobson